Dear Life
Please note that
Observance of guidelines
Stated in the
Policy Manual
Is mandatory
Sharp turns
Are discouraged
As are U-turns
And turns for the worse
All surprises
Must be approved
In advance
By the management
Impractical ideas
Must be labeled as such
And stored in a contained environment
Gambling is
Strictly prohibited
Uncooperative people are
No longer allowed on the premises
All muses must be kept
On a leash or in a locked cage
Disappointments will be
Transferred to another department
Proof of immunization must be
Attached to the application
Sleeplessness
Will not be tolerated
Meaninglessness must be
Immediately reported
Doubts will be
Prosecuted to the
Furthest extent of the law
Waiting is permissible
Only in well-lit areas
With clearly outlined
Routes of evacuation
Termination of contract
Will not occur until
Deemed agreeable to the board
Thank you for your
Cooperation
Have a nice day
©2009 Dosia McKay